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It takes more than just one person or one agency to make a difference. So many of our American bikers go through a transition during family life where they sell their bike to get cash for a gas guzzling behemoth, (which they no longer can afford to drive... thank you OPEC), to cart everyone around in. While this is admirable and a selfless act that is praiseworthy, every damn fool that does it jones's for a new bike within 5 years or less. This is a sad plight and needs correcting. Too many bikers are left wandering the isles of the local HD shop drooling on a machine they currently lack the funds to afford and even worse think of the constant belly aching their wives have to put up with. Why save the American wild biker? America is just not America with out a 400 pound un-showered man in leather on a 1200 pound trike with flags streaming off the back and we know you feel the same. If we don't act know to save these younglings with their choppered-out metal monsters they will never grow to be that 400 pound biker of the future. Please do your part. You may ask what can I do? Save the Biker is dedicated to building stronger neighborhoods that bikers can over take with poker runs, drinking, oil wrestling and more. Remember you’re an integral part of that process. This is your America – it’s up to you to help make the change. Pledge a donation to get Josh back on the road... you'll receive nothing in return for this donation, other than the knowledge that I will be very happy. You can donate over the internet through PayPal by clicking the button below.
Legal: This is not a real fund of any kind and is just a sad attempt for me to get a motorcycle again because I am currently strapped. Even though this is just for fun, I will be happy to receive any money sent to me to put toward a new Harley Davidson Rocker, and I guarantee that in return for the money you send you will receive nothing but my gratitude and the image in your head of my huge grin as cruise down the street on a 240 mm dunlop. Harley Davidson logo is a trademark and copyright of Harley Davidson. Harley Davidson in no way promotes or supports Joshua Janes or his pitiful attempt at getting a HD Rocker. Although I would appreciate it if they sent me a free one out of the kindness of their hearts. The bastardized version of the Obama logo is a trademark and copyright of Obama... although the chopper is a nice touch and he may want to think about adding it. Thank you America... |
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 | Hey just thought I'd share an image I did a while back when my friend Kevin Myers
and I were thinking of throwing a site together called the Big Gimmick.com.
This character became some what of a mascot of a contest we had put together. His name was Gary and his appearance changed from contest to contest. This image of Gary was for a dragon contest we were putting together. At a whopping 398 pounds, Gary is a force to be reckoned with. He had spent his weekends working for Big Boned Advertising as a State Rt. 80 human billboard until he was fired when he was blown into traffic during high winds and caused an 18 car pile up. After this incident he was black balled and was forced to take a minimum wage job for the Gimmick Art Blog as their mascot. He never felt so low, but still manages to keep his winning smile. |
I may start throwing Gary back up on my site from time to time to give him a hand. Jobs are hard to find these days and the guy needs his carbs... | |
