SAVE THE ENDANGERED WILD BIKER!!!


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It takes more than just one person or one agency to make a difference.
It takes a community that wants to make sure that the survival of the American wild biker lives on.

So many of our American bikers go through a transition during family life where they sell their bike to get cash for a gas guzzling behemoth, (which they no longer can afford to drive... thank you OPEC), to cart everyone around in. While this is admirable and a selfless act that is praiseworthy, every damn fool that does it jones's for a new bike within 5 years or less. This is a sad plight and needs correcting. Too many bikers are left wandering the isles of the local HD shop drooling on a machine they currently lack the funds to afford and even worse think of the constant belly aching their wives have to put up with.

Why save the American wild biker?
We and many like us are dedicated to creating opportunities that change the region for the better by tackling long-term biker problems like over priced booze, shotty chinese printed t-shirts that say "if you can read this than the bitch fell off" and drivers who no longer fear or respect a line of bellowing hogs 2 miles deep. We must make a change.

America is just not America with out a 400 pound un-showered man in leather on a 1200 pound trike with flags streaming off the back and we know you feel the same. If we don't act know to save these younglings with their choppered-out metal monsters they will never grow to be that 400 pound biker of the future. Please do your part.

You may ask what can I do?
This has an easy answer...
You can hand over some of your hard earned dough to just one displaced biker, (a.k.a. Joshua Janes), that is in need of one slick ride. If everyone sent just one dollar Mr. Janes, he could have his wheels back on the road tomorrow! Along with a nice summer home in Caribbean and he would most likely not work a day in his life again... but 19,000 people sending a dollar each would suffice. Hell, make it 25,000... I really want to put some long shots on it and some nice chrome accessories. Ooh and side mounting license plate and red lighting effect on the tires & engine. Hell yeah.

Save the Biker is dedicated to building stronger neighborhoods that bikers can over take with poker runs, drinking, oil wrestling and more. Remember you’re an integral part of that process. This is your America – it’s up to you to help make the change.

Pledge a donation to get Josh back on the road... you'll receive nothing in return for this donation, other than the knowledge that I will be very happy.

You can donate over the internet through PayPal by clicking the button below.

 

 

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Legal: This is not a real fund of any kind and is just a sad attempt for me to get a motorcycle again because I am currently strapped. Even though this is just for fun, I will be happy to receive any money sent to me to put toward a new Harley Davidson Rocker, and I guarantee that in return for the money you send you will receive nothing but my gratitude and the image in your head of my huge grin as cruise down the street on a 240 mm dunlop.

Harley Davidson logo is a trademark and copyright of Harley Davidson. Harley Davidson in no way promotes or supports Joshua Janes or his pitiful attempt at getting a HD Rocker. Although I would appreciate it if they sent me a free one out of the kindness of their hearts. The bastardized version of the Obama logo is a trademark and copyright of Obama... although the chopper is a nice touch and he may want to think about adding it.

Thank you America...


This was purely for my personal entertainment.

 

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